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31 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Happy New Year 2011

[CARTOON] Happy New Year 2011. cartoon, bathroom, drinks, men, pictogram,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Can you spot the hidden 2011 ?

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bathroom

drinks

men

pictogram






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28 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Rudolf Obsolete!

[CARTOON] Rudolf Obsolete!. cartoon, animals, christmas, layoffs, Santa, spoof, unemployed, work,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Poor Rudolf. You'd have to think this would be the logical (cynical ?) conclusion to the 1964 TV special that airs every Christmas. He was outcast from the start, and only accepted by Santa and the other reindeer once Rudolf proved to be useful to THEM. With GPS for your car running for under $100, you could say Rudolf would easily be outsourced (both Garmin and Tom Tom GPS units are manufactured overseas).

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animals

christmas

layoffs

Santa

spoof

unemployed

work






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25 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Merry Christmas from Past Expiry Cartoon

[CARTOON] Merry Christmas from Past Expiry Cartoon. cartoon, christmas, relationships, relaxation, religion, winter, <br />


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Tis the season to hold mistletoe over your wallet So you can kiss your cash goodbye! Hope your holiday is well spent.

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christmas

relationships

relaxation

religion

winter

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22 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Christmas Card Hell

[CARTOON] Christmas Card Hell. cartoon, christmas, death, crime, hell, kids


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Boys will be boys...

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20 December, 2010

[CARTOON] The 4th Wiseman

[CARTOON] The 4th Wiseman. cartoon, christmas, religion,


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christmas

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17 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Chimney Santa

[CARTOON] Chimney Santa. cartoon, christmas, fart, Santa, crime,<br />


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14 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Three Wise Men

[CARTOON] Three Wise Men.  images, pictures, cartoon, christmas, gifts, religion


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

What do you get the Messiah that has everything. Apparently gum resin.

Definition of MYRRH
: a yellowish-brown to reddish-brown aromatic gum resin with a bitter slightly pungent taste obtained from a tree (especially Commiphora abyssinica of the family Burseraceae) of eastern Africa and Arabia

Definition of FRANKINCENSE
: a fragrant gum resin from trees of a genus (Boswellia of the family Burseraceae) of Somalia and southern coastal Arabia that is an important incense resin and has been used in religious rites, perfumery, and embalming




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11 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Princess Leia iPod

[CARTOON] Princess Leia iPod. advertising, Apple, cartoon, music, spoof, technology


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

According to Wikipedia:

Leia's well-known hairdo in A New Hope has been affectionately dubbed the "doughnut hairstyle", or "cinnamon buns", by many science fiction fans.[1] Carrie Fisher, in an appearance on the UK TV show Bring Back Star Wars, said she hated her character's hairstyle; she felt it made her face look rounder, and it took two hours every day to style. Miss Piggy of Jim Henson's Muppet Babies copied the hairdo with doughnuts in a Star Wars-centric episode of the series. Also, in one scene from Mel Brooks' Spaceballs, Princess Vespa also appears to have the hairstyle, but reveals that she is actually wearing a large pair of headphones. In the parody film Thumb Wars, the role of Leia was filled by a character named Princess Bunhead, who, as the name implies, had two cinnamon rolls for hair.

A similar hairstyle still persists in the Spanish region of Valencia, and can be seen during the Falles festival.






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08 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Gift Wrap

[CARTOON] Gift Wrap. relationships, holiday, gifts, cartoon



Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

For those that don't understand this cartoon, try tilting your head to the right, then tilt it to the left, to see. Note: not aimed and my readers!

Save money on gift wrap this season: Use the comics section of your local paper instead (with crappy cartoons facing the box).

I bought my friend some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift-wrap counter and told them to wrap it, but in different paper, so he'd know when to stop unwrapping.






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06 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Arsenic Life Form

[CARTOON] Arsenic Life Form.  images, pictures, cartoon, relationships


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All you ever wanted to know about
Arsenic, but were too dead to ask.






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Please Vote

03 December, 2010

[CARTOON] Darth Vader Vacation

[CARTOON] Darth Vader Vacation. cartoon, DarthVadar, spoof, StarWars, vacation




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28 November, 2010

[CARTOON] Drinking too much Pepsi?

[CARTOON] Drinking too much Pepsi?. advertising, cartoon, diet, drinks, health, logo





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23 November, 2010

[CARTOON] Sesame Street Thanksgiving

[CARTOON] Sesame Street Thanksgiving. cartoon, celebrity, food, holiday, spoof


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

In the West African country of Liberia, Thanksgiving is celebrated on the first Thursday of November.
2nd Monday in October (Canada)
4th Thursday in November (U.S.)

Now you know!






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21 November, 2010

[CARTOON] Facebook Evolution

[CARTOON] Facebook Evolution. cartoon, blog, Facebook, internet, social networking,


Cartoon image of Johnny Ancich. Creator of Past Expiry Cartoon.

Some funny facebook status messages you can use:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal today’s status.

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but the bastards talked me out of it.






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18 November, 2010

[CARTOON] Twitter Life

[CARTOON] Twitter Life. Twitter, social networking, internet, computers, blog, cartoon



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Don't forget to follow me on twitter... @pastexpiry






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15 November, 2010

[CARTOON] Good Pugs Gone Bad

[CARTOON] Good Pugs Gone Bad.  images, pictures, animals, cartoon, DarthVadar, dogs, violence


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FREE screen cleaner!






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14 November, 2010

[CARTOON] Pug Mood Chart

[CARTOON] Pug Mood Chart.  images, pictures, animals, cartoon, dogs






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10 November, 2010

[CARTOON] Rejected Children's Book #4

[CARTOON] Rejected Children's Book #4. rejected, kids, drinks, cartoon, books,


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Trivia: In the TV series, Thomas and Friends, one of the storytellers was George Carlin.






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